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Gracey:  Well you see, Gracey is the nicest and prettiest and most sarcastic person you will ever know.  She uses all three, especially her sarcasm, to avoid getting dates and hooking up with hot men, which is really a shame, because she’s like the perfect person.  She can write up a fabulous little ditty or story in a disgustingly fast speeds, and is today’s renowned literary genius, according to many credible magazines.  Also, her mom and I exchange holiday recipes and she loves me more than Gracey.

Trey: Sadly addicted to terrible pop music, Trey is basically teh aw3some.  Despite having the unquestionable privilege of being almost an entire year older than Gracey, he wastes this gift by not learning how to drive.  He tried and failed to teach her the piano, even though he's pretty excellent at it himself.  Also, if you tell him any year, he can give you a historical event to go along with it.  Of course, very few of us (meaning Gracey) are good enough to know whether or not he's BSing it.  Shame.

(Biography of Trey courtesy of Gracey; biography of Gracey courtesy of Trey.: