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            <title>Like whoa.  </title>
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            <description>    &lt;p&gt;I think everyone should mark today, February 18th, 2008,&amp;#160; as the day that I have finally reached regular teenager status.&amp;#160; I finally got the power to text, so I feel like now my teenage years have been completed.&amp;#160; Of course, there is a downside to this victory.&amp;#160; A local unnamed food chain has taken my social life away from me in exchange for minimum wage being a cash register, so saying hi to the customers is going to be the extent of my social life for the next year.&amp;#160; I don&amp;#39;t mind too much because I like greeting strangers, and especially the large amount of senior citizens who shop at this store.&amp;#160; Plus, we have some gorgeous people in our town, who will be fun to stare at.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This also happens to be the day that my brother (who&amp;#39;s 12 and ugly) has his first friend who&amp;#39;s a girl over my house.&amp;#160; It&amp;#39;s a pretty big deal.&amp;#160; I think he&amp;#39;s just breached the &amp;quot;OMG GIRLS HAVE COOTIES&amp;quot; stage, which is sad.&amp;#160; I liked making fun of him for that.&amp;#160; And like whoa, she just arrived!&amp;#160; I&amp;#39;d take a video of the first greeting and the entire visit and post it on here if it wasn&amp;#39;t creepy.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And I agree, we should do a super secret surprise thing.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Anyways, I must be off to write a historical newspaper about colonial America!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;-Trey &amp;lt;33&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt; 
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