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I think everyone should mark today, February 18th, 2008,  as the day that I have finally reached regular teenager status.  I finally got the power to text, so I feel like now my teenage years have been completed.  Of course, there is a downside to this victory.  A local unnamed food chain has taken my social life away from me in exchange for minimum wage being a cash register, so saying hi to the customers is going to be the extent of my social life for the next year.  I don't mind too much because I like greeting strangers, and especially the large amount of senior citizens who shop at this store.  Plus, we have some gorgeous people in our town, who will be fun to stare at.

This also happens to be the day that my brother (who's 12 and ugly) has his first friend who's a girl over my house.  It's a pretty big deal.  I think he's just breached the "OMG GIRLS HAVE COOTIES" stage, which is sad.  I liked making fun of him for that.  And like whoa, she just arrived!  I'd take a video of the first greeting and the entire visit and post it on here if it wasn't creepy.

And I agree, we should do a super secret surprise thing.

Anyways, I must be off to write a historical newspaper about colonial America!

-Trey <33