1 post tagged “death on speed”

This post (I promised another) comes today in several parts:

1. Death on Speed

2. French braiding my own hair

3. Mel.

4. Kat, who fictionally believes she was the only reader

5. Untangle.

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1. I have decuded that what I am feeling right now can only be described in one way: death on speed.  Like, imagine being dead, but not really dead.  Like Madeline in The Fall of the House of Usher.  (Didn't just ruin that for anyone, did I?)  So, you SEEM dead, but you're not.  But, before you fall into your catatonia, you take SPEED.  Instead of going into a coma, you're awake, and THINK you have a lot of energy when you're sitting down, but as soon as you stand up, you feel really gross and tired.

So, basically, you feel like crap, and more stuff than fits in the human sinuses comes out your nose (I honestly believe that I ran out of snot long, long ago, and that I'm now dripping brains), and you have a freaking EXAM in the morning, which isn't good news, because any time you tilt your head in any direction but straight up and down, crap drips out.

Sorry if that grossed you out.  But that's what it is.  Death on speed.

2. It's a little weird that you know that, but, yeah, I can French braid my own hair.  I can't do it to anyone ELSE'S hair--everyone else gets a Dutch braid, which is like an inverse French braid, which I will illustrate on my next video if someone reminds me. 

3. Mel!  Not only another reader, but someone who actually POSTED, and not only to say that they thought our sock monkey was cute.  (Though shout out to DC or whoever, for actually posting and making sure we do actually exist.)  But, Mel, if you ever post again, we'll be very excited to have you on board.  Tell all your friends.  Tell them to pretend they're interested.

:hugs Mel super tight:

:cough:

Sorry. 

4. Nice try, Kat.  You may have been our most faithful reader/commenter, but there WAS DC or whoever, Ellen who PMed us, and some of Trey's friends have apparently been reading but not commenting.  But you're still our most loyal. XD

5. OMFG it's the most fun game ever.  I mean, it's really really really really hard, but so much fun.  It's called untangle.  I'll provide linkage:

Untangle!

Go play right now.  I'm not kidding.  It's so much fun.

Love,

Gracey