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        <p>I think everyone should mark today, February 18th, 2008,&#160; as the day that I have finally reached regular teenager status.&#160; I finally got the power to text, so I feel like now my teenage years have been completed.&#160; Of course, there is a downside to this victory.&#160; A local unnamed food chain has taken my social life away from me in exchange for minimum wage being a cash register, so saying hi to the customers is going to be the extent of my social life for the next year.&#160; I don&#39;t mind too much because I like greeting strangers, and especially the large amount of senior citizens who shop at this store.&#160; Plus, we have some gorgeous people in our town, who will be fun to stare at.</p><p>This also happens to be the day that my brother (who&#39;s 12 and ugly) has his first friend who&#39;s a girl over my house.&#160; It&#39;s a pretty big deal.&#160; I think he&#39;s just breached the &quot;OMG GIRLS HAVE COOTIES&quot; stage, which is sad.&#160; I liked making fun of him for that.&#160; And like whoa, she just arrived!&#160; I&#39;d take a video of the first greeting and the entire visit and post it on here if it wasn&#39;t creepy.</p><p>And I agree, we should do a super secret surprise thing.</p><p>Anyways, I must be off to write a historical newspaper about colonial America!</p><p>-Trey &lt;33<br /> </p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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